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Ad Beeler - Boulder ‘08
This is your source for all things Ad Beeler. Ad Beeler Summer ‘08 will be held in Boulder, Colorado from August 17th through August 20th.
Q: Do those ‘other guys’ know about Ad Beeler?
A: Yes, if by other guys you mean Ad Monsters. While Ad Monsters may not officially recognize Ad Beeler, they have allowed us to desecrate their logo and openly mock them.
Q: Isn’t Ad Monsters in Boulder at the same time as Ad Beeler?
A: Mysteriously Ad Monsters is being hosted at the same time in the same place as Ad Beeler. We’re not certain how they learn of our plans and synchronize their events with ours, but we’re okay with that (for now). Please don’t tell them that we are thinking of having Ad Beeler Winter ‘09 in New Orleans. If they happen to be there, I’m gonna start to freak out.
Q: What should I do to prepare for Ad Beeler?
A: Several things:
- Start drinking now.
- Buy official Ad Beeler gear at the Beeler Store. There is a t-shirt design as well as a hat design. If there is something else you would like with the Ad Beeler logo on it, let Beeler know. Beeler makes no money from such delusional exercises as selling things with his name on it.
- Prepare to lower your standards.
The Ad Beeler T-Shirt
Q: A T-Shirt isn’t enough. I really need to make a statement!
A: The closest tattoo parlor is Enchanted Ink which is only a few blocks away. If it would help, I can send artwork their way before the 17th. You let me know.
Q: The fact that you know the closest tattoo parlor is kinda freaky.
A: I don’t disagree. That’s the Beeler way.
Q: Will you be making your signature napkin roses?
A: Absolutely.
Q: Where can we chat about Ad Beeler?
A: I’ve set up an area on the Got Beeler forum specifically for Ad Beeler so you can plan for Boulder, relive memories from Ad Beelers past, etc.
Q: Can you think of any other questions?
A: Nope.
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